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    The Happy Memories Thread

    As the time of year is so awful and what with the economy being in a mess and agency margins down to 70% of F**k all let us all try and remember those good moments in contracting that keep us going:

    I'll start

    The day I sha**ed my first contractor
    Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

    #2
    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
    As the time of year is so awful and what with the economy being in a mess and agency margins down to 70% of F**k all let us all try and remember those good moments in contracting that keep us going:

    I'll start

    The day I shafted my first contractor
    go on, rub it in


    (\__/)
    (>'.'<)
    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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      #3
      ** = ft or gg ?

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        #4
        Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
        The day I sha**ed my first contractor
        I had to sleep on my front for a fortnight.
        Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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          #5
          Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
          The day I sha**ed my first contractor
          You said you would call me.
          How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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            #6
            Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
            The day I sha**ed my first contractor
            we love you dodgy

            The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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              #7
              Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
              The day I sha**ed my first contractor
              how did you manage to tulip a contractor? that must have been a huge dump
              The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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                #8
                Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
                The day I sha**ed my first contractor
                The day after that, when he got 5 of his mates in direct.

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                  #9
                  "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                  - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
                    The day I sha**ed my first contractor
                    As most contractors are bespectacled, weedy and smelly men, I conclude that you are an ugly homosexual.

                    HTH
                    Hard Brexit now!
                    #prayfornodeal

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