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    Valentines poems

    Poems or ditties for the big V



    I love you, I love you
    I love you almighty
    I wish my pyjamas
    were next to your nightie


    (on the washing line)


    (\__/)
    (>'.'<)
    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

    #2
    My darling wife, with gifts I'll shower.
    If you let me up, your oxo tower.

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      #3
      fancy a f##k?
      duck
      The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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        #4
        If your relationship isn't going well...

        Roses are red, violets are blue,
        if you think you're getting either you duplicitous bitch,
        you've got another thing coming.
        ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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          #5
          my love poem to SaSGuru


          All here bring me pleasure
          Thats so very nice to know
          Most when they arrive
          Others when they go




          (\__/)
          (>'.'<)
          ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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            #6
            I love you ,I love you

            I drive a jag

            fancy a shag ?

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              #7
              I love you, I love you
              I love you for sure.
              In daytime a lady
              at nightime a...


              Not sure how to finish it though.

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                #8
                hmmmm, not a very romantic poetry collection so far,
                allow me to introduce a little class and luurrve, WITH....drumroll....

                an army love song


                I love my wife, yes I do, yes I do
                I love her dearly
                I love her hole, she p1 sses through
                I love her tits, tiddly its tiddly its
                And her dark brown bum-hole
                I'd eat her sh 1t, gobble gobble, munch munch
                with a rusty spoon, rusty spoon rusty spoon

                second verse, same as the first
                but a fkn sight LOUDER
                and a fkn sight WORSE




                (\__/)
                (>'.'<)
                ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                  #9
                  My love My love my fair old warden (but please may I call you Gordon?)

                  You do so much to protect me so the truth of it is you must respect me

                  With a smile and a wiggle of your chin your Darling man drives me into a head long spin

                  When my taxes do not provide for your far flung ventures there's always some money left in my grannies gold dentures

                  >>>

                  The cost of this e-card is claimable expense
                  "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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                    #10
                    Cards are rubbish,
                    Presents are tosh,
                    So I got you neither,
                    Now give us a nosh
                    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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