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    Japanese scientists

    have invented a camera with a shutter speed so fast it is now possible to photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
    "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

    #2
    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    have invented a camera with a shutter speed so fast it is now possible to photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
    Japanese women are not like that so its not necessary to invent it. Japanese women, the most polite women in the world.
    "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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      #3
      Originally posted by Paddy View Post
      Japanese women are not like that so its not necessary to invent it. Japanese women, the most polite women in the world.
      But very unlikely to give head, apparently.
      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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        #4
        In Japan there are vending machines where you can buy a little tube full of teenage girls spit.


        I sh 1t you not



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          #5
          Originally posted by doodab View Post
          But very unlikely to give head, apparently.
          Lies - EO has shown me his "specialist" DVD collection.
          ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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            #6
            Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
            Lies - EO has shown me his "specialist" DVD collection.
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              #7
              Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
              In Japan there are vending machines where you can buy a little tube full of teenage girls spit.


              I sh 1t you not



              In Thailand there are vending machines where you can buy a little teenage girl.
              And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                #8
                Originally posted by doodab View Post
                But very unlikely to give head, apparently.
                "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                  In Thailand there are vending machines where you can buy a little teenage girl.
                  I was going to ask you how to negotiate the little slot, but I think I had better back away from this one




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                    #10
                    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                    I was going to ask you how to negotiate the little slot, but I think I had better back away from this one




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