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NL's 12 days of Christmas

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    NL's 12 days of Christmas

    On the 1st day of Christmas New Labour gave to me :

    A new stealth tax just for me.
    Throw them to the lions - WC2 5.4

    #2
    On the 2nd day of Christmas, New Labour gave to me.

    Two ID cards
    And a stealth tax just for me.

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      #3
      On the 3rd day of Christmas, New Labour gave to me.

      Three Jags Prescott
      Two ID cards
      And a stealth tax just for me.
      Hard Brexit now!
      #prayfornodeal

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        #4
        On the 4th day of Christmas, New Labour gave to me.

        Four Polish birds
        Three Jags Prescott
        Two ID cards
        And a stealth tax just for me
        There are no evil thoughts except one: the refusal to think

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          #5
          On the 5th day of Christmas, New Labour gave to me.

          Five contracts toooo EDSss
          Four Polish birds
          Three Jags Prescott
          Two ID cards
          And a stealth tax just for me
          Your parents ruin the first half of your life and your kids ruin the second half

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            #6
            On the 6th day of Christmas, New Labour gave to me.

            Six enormous Government IT cock-ups...

            Five contracts toooo EDSss
            Four Polish birds
            Three Jags Prescott
            Two ID cards
            And a stealth tax just for me
            We must strike at the lies that have spread like disease through our minds

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              #7
              On the 7th day of Christmas, New Labour gave to me:


              Seven extraordinary renditions
              Six enormous Government IT cock-ups...
              Five contracts toooo EDSss
              Four Polish birds
              Three Jags Prescott
              Two ID cards
              And a stealth tax just for me
              Hard Brexit now!
              #prayfornodeal

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                #8
                On the 8th day of Christmas, New Labour gave to me:

                Eight IR35 Reeeeevieeeeews

                Seven extraordinary renditions
                Six enormous Government IT cock-ups...
                Five contracts toooo EDSss
                Four Polish birds
                Three Jags Prescott
                Two ID cards
                And a stealth tax just for me

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                  #9
                  On the 9th day of Christmas, New Labour gave to me:

                  Nein to CAP reform

                  Eight IR35 Reeeeevieeeeews
                  Seven extraordinary renditions
                  Six enormous Government IT cock-ups...
                  Five contracts toooo EDSss
                  Four Polish birds
                  Three Jags Prescott
                  Two ID cards
                  And a stealth tax just for me

                  BTW It's three homes Prescott - and he doesn't pay council tax on any of them.

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                    #10
                    On the 10th day of Christmas, New Labour gave to me:

                    Ten ASBOs for my kids
                    Nein to CAP reform
                    Eight IR35 Reeeeevieeeeews
                    Seven extraordinary renditions
                    Six enormous Government IT cock-ups...
                    Five contracts toooo EDSss
                    Four Polish birds
                    Three Jags Prescott
                    Two ID cards
                    And a stealth tax just for me

                    Vicky Pollard
                    Chico, what time is it?

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