Valentines - is it too late? Help!

[ChimpMaster]

My wife is feeling unloved by me, and understandably so because our relationship hasn't seen the best of times recently.

I'm keen to make up for this and a bunch of flowers and a card just won't cut it.

I'm utterly crap at coming up with ideas for Valentines. Help

[chef]

where do you live? if London then book a show for the weekend and a nice restaurant to goto beforehand, add champagne, chocs and a homemade breakfast of smoked salmon and scrambled eggs with OJ and although it's possibly OTT, the effort will be remembered.

[Mich the Tester]

A Chippendale?

[sasguru]

where do you live? if London then book a show for the weekend and a nice restaurant to goto beforehand, add champagne, chocs and a homemade breakfast of smoked salmon and scrambled eggs with OJ and although it's possibly OTT, the effort will be remembered.

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[Mich the Tester]

B

How does he go about giving his wife a BJ?

[conned tractor]

Try these coordinates in google maps, satelite view and zoom in a bit.

Someone has done the hard work for you by mowing a big heart in a field.

51.371137,-1.780214

[mr_woo]

If it was my wife I'd kick her in the ***** and tell her to appreciate what she's got. Mind you I am building a collection of ex wives.

[cailin maith]

where do you live? if London then book a show for the weekend and a nice restaurant to goto beforehand, add champagne, chocs and a homemade breakfast of smoked salmon and scrambled eggs with OJ and although it's possibly OTT, the effort will be remembered.

Even if you are aren't in london the effort of breakfast in bed is always appreciated!

[Mich the Tester]

Eggs benedict and champagne.

[DiscoStu]

Eggs benedict and champagne.

So a Sausage & Egg McMuffin doesn't cut it? That's where I've been going wrong...