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    For rent: a bench

    My bench spot becomes free this Friday.

    Oh, I’m sorry….I seem to be lost. I was looking for the sane side of town. I’d ask you for directions, but I have a feeling you’ve never been there and I’d be wasting my time.

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    clap clap clap
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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      #3
      Well done - help yourself to a well deserved glass of champers!

      I am now Lord of the Bench. Been here a year and nothing (save death) is likely to shift me. Please pass down any uneaten sandwiches. Merci!
      Speaking gibberish on internet talkboards since last Michaelmas. Plus here on Twitter

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        #4
        Congrats SZ!

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          #5
          Well done SZ!
          Beer
          is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
          Benjamin Franklin

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            #6
            Great News.

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              #7
              Great news.....

              Well done. Now back to the grind
              “Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending.”

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                #8
                Congratulations!

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                  #9
                  Thanks all. Although I feel a bit of a fraud because I've only been benched since Christmas which make me a lot more lucky than others here.

                  I just hope another story adds to the general optimism that we might be turning a corner.
                  Oh, I’m sorry….I seem to be lost. I was looking for the sane side of town. I’d ask you for directions, but I have a feeling you’ve never been there and I’d be wasting my time.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by SizeZero View Post
                    I just hope another story adds to the general optimism that we might be turning a corner.
                    Hope so. Maybe we could set off a 'recession is over' meme?

                    A bit like the chutney spoon meme, but better executed and more useful and effective. Nothing like the chutney spoon meme then.
                    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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