I’ve just had Bob’s sister on the phone

[HairyArsedBloke]

She was, to borrow a phrase, looking for business. I’ve not had any calls like that for years. When I first set up HAB Inc, actually (Ltd) in those days, I got loads of calls, but none recently.

I was about to give a load of verbal abuse, but I couldn’t do it. She sounded so nice. Yes an accent, but her English was excellent and she was very clear. She also gave the impression that she knew what she was talking about and didn’t appear to be reading from a screen.

Compare that with the numpties we have in the UK and it becomes clear why so much business is being lost. UK companies really need to ‘up their game’, as the septic say.

[Doggy Styles]

Did she say her name was Rosemary?

[Spacecadet]

She was, to borrow a phrase, looking for business. I’ve not had any calls like that for years. When I first set up HAB Inc, actually (Ltd) in those days, I got loads of calls, but none recently.

I was about to give a load of verbal abuse, but I couldn’t do it. She sounded so nice. Yes an accent, but her English was excellent and she was very clear. She also gave the impression that she knew what she was talking about and didn’t appear to be reading from a screen.

Compare that with the numpties we have in the UK and it becomes clear why so much business is being lost. UK companies really need to ‘up their game’, as the septic say.

Try watching "The other end of the line"
Then you'll be picturing Miss Shriya Saran

[HairyArsedBloke]

No. I don't remember what it was, but it was not an English 'stage name'.

[singhr]

We have a few of Bobs sisters here and they are all charming, although so shy as to be almost useless in any form of human to human contact.

Can any female members of CUK shed any light on their toilet behavior?

Before you all get excited I am referring to Bob's habbit of hawking his guts up and spitting whenever he enters the throan room. I would hope the ladies are a little more civilised but appreciate it's a cultural thing.

[minestrone]

I have noticed that many Bob's tend not to wash their handies after a number 1.

[Mich the Tester]

I have noticed that many Bob's tend not to wash their handies after a number 1.

I’ve told the story of the skidmarks on the bog seat before but I was accused of racism for doing so.

[Pondlife]

I have noticed that many Bob's tend not to wash their handies after a number 1.

Seen many brits do the same

Pondlife in "no barsnacks for me thanks" mode

[lje]

Can any female members of CUK shed any light on their toilet behavior?

Um... I'm very pleased to say that I haven't noticed any unusual behaviour...

[DimPrawn]

I have noticed that many Bob's tend not to wash their handies after a number 1.

Same for about 90% of British blokes aged over 60.

I think it is a generation thing.