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My Baaaaaaaaaaaad toe.

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    My Baaaaaaaaaaaad toe.

    I wonder if it's gout.

    I consumed a bottle of port the other day.


    #2
    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    I wonder if it's gout.

    I consumed a bottle of port the other day.

    I suspect it's more likely to be broken due to a drunken stubbing on the way to the bog in the middle of the night.
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      #3
      Have you checked the wardrobe?
      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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        #4
        Originally posted by zeitghost
        Oddly, I'm not doing that at the moment.



        Not peeing the bed either, before you ask.
        and
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          #5
          Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
          I wonder if it's gout.

          I consumed a bottle of port the other day.

          drinking a bottle of port in itself is unlikely to bring on gout (it's genetic), although the subsequent dehydration might provoke an attack.

          The first metaphalangial (big joint in big toe) is the most common place for gout to manifest, if it feels like someone is smacking it with a hammer then setting fire to it and you can't put your shoes on without wincing, it's probably gout.

          Sympathy if you have it, I think I have, and it hurts like *@##@&# Hades!

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