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    #1

    Septics: Most attractive people in the world

    Yeah, like frak. (Telegraph)

    One of my clients sent me this piece also from the Telegraph Warning - picture is not lunch safe.

    I suspect that the vast majority of the respondents have never set foot outside New York or Los Angeles. The moment you travel in the “flyover states” you encounter a race of Ork-like creatures with low foreheads, hairy hands and torsos that look as if they’ve been pumped full of custard.
    My client remembered me banging on about 'lard-arse septic cruise ship passengers' when I was based abroad. The picture in the second post is very representative of them.

    He also says that there is a guy in their office that looks a lot like that too.
    How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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    ..and the list is as follows:

    Top 20 'best looking nations'

    1. America

    2. Brazil

    3. Spain

    4. Australia

    5. Italy

    6. Sweden

    7. England

    8. India

    9. France

    10. Canada

    11. Mexico

    12. Portugal

    13. Wales

    14. Russia

    15. Japan

    16. Ireland

    17. Argentina

    18. Netherlands

    19. Scotland

    20. Germany
    Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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      #3
      Reading Toby Young's article I would put Somalia higher.

      The commentator's are just a bunch of ignorant Yahoos...
      Last edited by cojak; 18 February 2010, 17:28. Reason: Link removed - sorry about that...
      "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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        #4
        You will never get a reliable poll when the subject matter is so subjective one man’s dogs dinner is another man’s size 0 super model
        Growing old is mandatory
        Growing up is optional

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          #5
          Apparently my Mac is infected with windows viruses
          "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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            #6
            Miss World By Number of Wins


            India 5 1966, 1994, 1997, 1999, 2000
            Venezuela 1955, 1981, 1984, 1991, 1995
            United Kingdom 4 1961, 1964, 1965, 1983
            Iceland 3 1985, 1988, 2005
            Jamaica 1963, 1976, 1993
            Sweden 1951, 1952, 1977
            Russia 2 1992, 2008
            Peru 1967, 2004
            United States 1973, 1990
            Austria 1969, 1987
            Argentina 1960, 1978
            South Africa 1958, 1974
            Australia 1968, 1972
            Netherlands 1959, 1962
            Gibraltar 1 2009
            China 2007
            Czech Republic 2006
            Ireland 2003
            Turkey 2002
            Nigeria 2001
            Israel 1998
            Greece 1996
            Poland 1989
            Trinidad & Tobago 1986
            Dominican Republic 1982
            Guam 1980
            Bermuda 1979
            Puerto Rico 1975
            Brazil 1971
            Grenada 1970
            Finland 1957
            Germany 1956
            Egypt 1954
            France 1953
            "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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              #7
              Originally posted by cojak View Post
              Reading Toby Young's article I would put Somalia higher.

              The commentator's are just a bunch of ignorant Yahoos...
              that link is full of nasty pop ups
              Coffee's for closers

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                #8
                Originally posted by cojak View Post
                Reading Toby Young's article I would put <link removed> higher.
                My AVAST! virus scanner tells me you are infected

                Well, the link is, anyway

                If true, might be an idea to remove it (admin?)

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
                  that link is full of nasty pop ups
                  Ah, sorry about that - I've got NoScript on...
                  "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                  - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Toolpusher
                    This website gives you a good representation of the population in middle-America.
                    I think I spotted ex-mrs HAB in there somewhere. The good thing about septics is that they make me look slim.
                    How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

                    Follow me on Twitter - LinkedIn Profile - The HAB blog - New Blog: Mad Cameron
                    Xeno points: +5 - Asperger rating: 36 - Paranoid Schizophrenic rating: 44%

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