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    Asperger's Test.

    http://www.channel4embarrassingillne...he-autism-test

    The results may be fascinating.
    73
    Less than ZeitGhost
    10.96%
    8
    Less than HAB
    20.55%
    15
    I know the numbers on the telegraph poles in my street
    4.11%
    3
    I know the numbers on the telegraph poles in my town
    4.11%
    3
    I know the numbers on the telegraph poles in my county
    4.11%
    3
    I know the numbers on the telegraph poles in the UK.
    5.48%
    4
    I know the numbers on the telegraph poles on Sol III
    5.48%
    4
    I know the number of rivets on the tender of "Mallard"
    5.48%
    4
    I know the number of rivets in "Mallard"
    6.85%
    5
    I know the number of rivets in the steam engines in UK.
    5.48%
    4
    I am a rivet.
    9.59%
    7
    I am AndyW's rivet
    4.11%
    3
    I am AndyW's mum's rivet
    5.48%
    4
    I've rivetted AndyW
    4.11%
    3
    I've rivetted AndyW and his mum
    4.11%
    3

    #2
    10.

    In the most populous group...
    ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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      #3
      30 (the exact number of Maltesers in a pack I just opened).

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        #4
        28 - whatever that means.

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          #5
          Question 9; I am fascinated by dates.

          WTF? Why not raisins?
          And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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            #6
            I got bored after about 20 questions which all seemed the same.

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              #7


              Nah, I can't say it's too
              How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

              Follow me on Twitter - LinkedIn Profile - The HAB blog - New Blog: Mad Cameron
              Xeno points: +5 - Asperger rating: 36 - Paranoid Schizophrenic rating: 44%

              "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - Aesop

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                #8
                Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                Question 9; I am fascinated by dates.

                WTF? Why not raisins?
                I bet your score was off the scale!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post


                  Nah, I can't say it's too
                  Own up, you thought it said Arseburglers Test, didn't you?

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                    I bet your score was off the scale!
                    27
                    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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