The victim group on here

[minestrone]

Yes, you know the ones, the ones who come on with a sob story then the usual hand wringers gather round and pitch in moral support until the OP stops crying and can 'face another day' again. Then the hand wringers get all excited and tell each other how much they love each other in the same way a group of half pissed stupid checkout girls act when one gets dumped by the love of her life.

The village idiot group were amusing in their own way but the naval gazers are taking over this forum.

[Drewster]

There there Minny.... I know how you feel...

[Churchill]

Yes, you know the ones, the ones who come on with a sob story then the usual hand wringers gather round and pitch in moral support until the OP stops crying and can 'face another day' again. Then the hand wringers get all excited and tell each other how much they love each other in the same way a group of half pissed stupid checkout girls act when one gets dumped by the love of her life.

The village idiot group were amusing in their own way but the naval gazers are taking over this forum.

I see no ships!

Only a bigoted little scotsman who obviously didn't get enough hugs as a child.

C'mere, I'll give you a manly hug!

[Xenophon]

Yes, you know the ones, the ones who come on with a sob story then the usual hand wringers gather round and pitch in moral support until the OP stops crying and can 'face another day' again. Then the hand wringers get all excited and tell each other how much they love each other in the same way a group of half pissed stupid checkout girls act when one gets dumped by the love of her life.

The village idiot group were amusing in their own way but the naval gazers are taking over this forum.

Aren't internet forums great!

[DimPrawn]

Yes, you know the ones, the ones who come on with a sob story then the usual hand wringers gather round and pitch in moral support until the OP stops crying and can 'face another day' again. Then the hand wringers get all excited and tell each other how much they love each other in the same way a group of half pissed stupid checkout girls act when one gets dumped by the love of her life.

The village idiot group were amusing in their own way but the naval gazers are taking over this forum.

WHS.

It's getting pathetic.

[NeverBeenNorthOfTheM25]

Yes, you know the ones, the ones who come on with a sob story then the usual hand wringers gather round and pitch in moral support until the OP stops crying and can 'face another day' again. Then the hand wringers get all excited and tell each other how much they love each other in the same way a group of half pissed stupid checkout girls act when one gets dumped by the love of her life.

The village idiot group were amusing in their own way but the naval gazers are taking over this forum.

Lol, never a truer word spoken. But watch out when you criticise a member, cause then they all gang up lol.

[Churchill]

WHS.

It's getting pathetic.

Someone else who can't spell either then.

Lol, never a truer word spoken. But watch out when you criticise a member, cause then they all gang up lol.

Awww, wassup? Won't they let you into their little gang then? You have a too.

Diddums...

BTW, Naval - Ships, Navel - part of the body... FFS!

[TimberWolf]

I was victimised by an Alpen bag this morning. As usual, there seemed no obvious way of opening the bag without the use of scissors or a knife in the two nanoseconds allotted to contemplate the problem. So after this time I decided enough brainpower had been expended on the opening exercise and would go with force rather than walk the two steps needed to fetch a pair of scissors. I knew danger lurked in this approach, so tentatively tried to pull apart one corner of the bag using minimal force. This attempt failed miserably of course, so I thought what the feck and when straight to using much more force. Of course, the bag didn't just split or double in capacity as one might expect, it instead tore a 0.5 inch strip down one side of the bag, running about 3/4 the length of the bag. But by the grace of God I didn't lose much of the contents and have now partially repaired it using sellotape.

[DiscoStu]

I was victimised by an Alpen bag this morning. As usual, there seemed no obvious way of opening the bag without the use of scissors or a knife in the two nanoseconds allotted to contemplate the problem. So after this time I decided enough brainpower had been expended on the opening exercise and would go with force rather than walk the two steps needed to fetch a pair of scissors. I knew danger lurked in this approach, so tentatively tried to pull apart one corner of the bag using minimal force. This attempt failed miserably of course, so I thought what the flip and when straight to using much more force. Of course, the bag didn't just split or double in capacity as one might expect, it instead tore a 0.5 inch strip down one side of the bag, running about 3/4 the length of the bag. But by the grace of God I didn't lose much of the contents and have now partially repaired it using sellotape.

It's ok, you just have to be strong. Try being more assertive with the bag.

Remember to post lots more drivel letting us all know how you're getting on.

[Xenophon]

It's ok, you just have to be strong. Try being more assertive with the bag.

Remember to post lots more drivel letting us all know how you're getting on.

That is really kind of you to post that, Stu.

I'm sure TW will now feel a bit better and will be able to get on with his day.

Well done!