Sob story #3247

[Mich the Tester]

I just opened a little plastic tub of ‘vla’, or sort of Dutch blancmange, and some of the contents shot out and splattered over my keyboard and my jumper. My theory is that having bought the pudding on the second floor then ascended the lift to my desk on the 7th floor, the difference in air pressure caused the air inside the tub to expand, which then escaped at high velocity as I broke the seal of the tub.

Yes I know it’s a crap theory.

[Spacecadet]

Thats going to leave some difficult to explain stains

[Churchill]

I just opened a little plastic tub of ‘vla’, or sort of Dutch blancmange, and some of the contents shot out and splattered over my keyboard and my jumper. My theory is that having bought the pudding on the second floor then ascended the lift to my desk on the 7th floor, the difference in air pressure caused the air inside the tub to expand, which then escaped at high velocity as I broke the seal of the tub.

Yes I know it’s a crap theory.

I'm really sorry to hear of your misfortune!

Life can and will get better, time is a great healer!

Have a hug!

Btw, babywipes are good for removing "stains" from keyboards...

[Mich the Tester]

Have a hug!

Thanks, now you've got pink pudding stains on your shirt too!

Ah well, a trouble shared and all that...

[norrahe]

Why can't you just admit you were having a quick pot noodle at work instead of making up such an outrageous story like that?

[Mich the Tester]

Why can't you just admit you were having a quick pot noodle at work instead of making up such an outrageous story like that?

Norrahe, If I were to start ejaculating pink I'd visit a doctor instead of telling CUK about it.

[Xenophon]

I just opened a little plastic tub of ‘vla’, or sort of Dutch blancmange, and some of the contents shot out and splattered over my keyboard and my jumper. My theory is that having bought the pudding on the second floor then ascended the lift to my desk on the 7th floor, the difference in air pressure caused the air inside the tub to expand, which then escaped at high velocity as I broke the seal of the tub.

Yes I know it’s a crap theory.

I'm really sorry to hear of your misfortune!

Life can and will get better, time is a great healer!

Have a hug!

Btw, babywipes are good for removing "stains" from keyboards...

I'm welling up at the thought of two, big, manly men, putting themselves out there and talking about their problems and giving comfort.

You guys are great.

[Drewster]

Why can't you just admit you were having a quick pot noodle at work instead of making up such an outrageous story like that?

It wasn't a Pot Noodle

He was pulling his pink pudding apparently..... hang on could that be a euphemism?

[norrahe]

Norrahe, If I were to start ejaculating pink I'd visit a doctor instead of telling CUK about it.

[Xenophon]

It wasn't a Pot Noodle

He was pulling his pink pudding apparently..... hang on could that be a euphemism?

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