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Troll's 3 point plan to save Britain

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    Troll's 3 point plan to save Britain

    1: Only people born here are entitled to vote

    2: Career politicians are to be executed at dawn, only those successful in business and having raised a family can be appointed to Cabinet positions (might make an exception for Defence)

    3: Points based migration to be available only from 1st world nations
    How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

    #2
    Originally posted by Troll View Post
    1: Only people born here are entitled to vote

    2: Career politicians are to be executed at dawn, only those successful in business and having raised a family can be appointed to Cabinet positions (might make an exception for Defence)

    3: Points based migration to be available only from 1st world nations
    mmmm Troll's Britain.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #3
      Originally posted by Troll View Post
      1: Only people born here are entitled to vote

      2: Career politicians are to be executed at dawn, only those successful in business and having raised a family can be appointed to Cabinet positions (might make an exception for Defence)

      3: Points based migration to be available only from 1st world nations
      1. This means Labour would never again win an election

      2. This means many Labour politicians would not be politicians anymore. Also this would reduce the disproportionate number of homosexuals lawmakers.

      3. This means Labour can't import their voters anymore.

      I like your 3 point plan, troll.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Troll View Post
        1: Only people born here are entitled to vote

        2: Career politicians are to be executed at dawn, only those successful in business and having raised a family can be appointed to Cabinet positions (might make an exception for Defence)

        3: Points based migration to be available only from 1st world nations
        Crap plan. Why would anyone from a 1st world nation want to come to Britain?
        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          #5
          Originally posted by sasguru View Post
          Crap plan. Why would anyone from a 1st world nation want to come to Britain?
          Germans going bankrupt, Danes on the lamb, Frenchies working in the City... the list goes on.
          Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
          threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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            #6
            Originally posted by sasguru View Post
            Crap plan. Why would anyone from a 1st world nation want to come to Britain?
            Well currently I'm working with 1x Canadian ,2 x Americans, a South African (white and applying for citizenship- although not strictly speaking 1st world I think we should take white SA to help them out of their predicament )plus the UK is awash with antipodeans. the last two contracts were similar mixes
            How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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              #7
              Originally posted by Troll View Post
              Well currently I'm working with 1x Canadian ,2 x Americans, a South African (white and applying for citizenship- although not strictly speaking 1st world I think we should take white SA to help them out of their predicament )plus the UK is awash with antipodeans. the last two contracts were similar mixes
              The antipodeans are here for the money and the Europe experience.

              They wont stay forever. Why would they?

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                #8
                Originally posted by sweetandsour View Post
                The antipodeans are here for the money and the Europe experience.

                They wont stay forever.
                And as economic reality starts to bite, neither will the others.
                Hard Brexit now!
                #prayfornodeal

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by sweetandsour View Post
                  The antipodeans are here for the money and the Europe experience.

                  They wont bother paying any tax. Why would they?
                  FTFY

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by sweetandsour View Post
                    The antipodeans are here for the money and the Europe experience.

                    They wont stay forever. Why would they?
                    I know of a Kiwi a Canadian & an American who have taken citizenship
                    How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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