Present for my Uncle Albert.

**sasguru** · 25 February 2010, 14:36

A skateboard with a horn?

**DimPrawn** · 25 February 2010, 14:38

Originally posted by sasguru View Post

A skateboard with a horn?

I got him that last year.

**HairyArsedBloke** · 25 February 2010, 14:40

Tell him you're so sorry if you caused him any pain, that there's no one left at home, and you believe it's going to rain.

**EternalOptimist** · 25 February 2010, 14:42

Take him fishing for the day.
use him as a float

**wobbegong** · 25 February 2010, 14:46

A 'Dancercise' DVD?

It's in your price range too!

**EternalOptimist** · 25 February 2010, 14:48

I know,
organise a fancy dress birthday party for him
wrap him in baco-foil and he can go as an easter egg

**minestrone** · 25 February 2010, 14:49

An ET mask

**wobbegong** · 25 February 2010, 14:55

A piar of these?

**Clippy** · 25 February 2010, 15:04

Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Any suggestions?

He is blind, deaf and has no legs.

Lucky sod. He doesn't have to put up with your btulip all day.

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