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Gaddafi: 'Jihad against Switzerland'

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    Gaddafi: 'Jihad against Switzerland'

    Sminki

    OK, the Swisses can be a bit boring at times and some lack a sense of humour, but a Jihad is a bit harsh.
    How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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    Switzerland is one of the last European democracies and that pisses him off.

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      #3
      Libya's relations with Switzerland broke down in 2008 when one of Colonel Gaddafi's sons, Hannibal, was arrested in a Geneva hotel and charged with assaulting a member of his staff.

      Hannibal.
      hohohohho hahahhaa heheheh
      eeh, I got tears in my eye from laughing. Hannibal.

      Just wait till I tell my son Caractacus about this, he'll laugh his head off



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        #4
        Makes as much sense as having a jihad against the wombles.

        Really, what's the point?
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          Originally posted by snaw View Post
          Makes as much sense as having a jihad against the wombles.

          Really, what's the point?
          I suspect the clue was in the report - 'rambling'

          That might be code for 'drunk as a lord'


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            #6
            I was listening to the the Mark Thomas show The Manifesto on R4 last night.

            The most popular proposition was to invade the Channel Islands in order to reposess all the government buildings that were sold of and leased back under PFI deals with property companies that turned out to be offshore tax avoidance schemes.

            Did you know that the HMRC offices in London were sold off under this scheme. The company involved is based offshore and pays no tax in the UK. HMRC cannot even claim back the VAT they pay on the Rent. Apparently someone thought this was a good idea at the time.

            From there the plan was to to use Gurnsey as a jumping off point to invade Switzerland, possibly using Viking Long boats.
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              #7
              He criticised a recent Swiss vote against the building of minarets and said Muslims must boycott the country.


              That's never going to catch on.
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                #8
                Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post


                That's never going to catch on.
                In other words, Arab sheiks and Libyan oil traders must stop putting their money in Swiss bank accounts. Have you forgotten your pills again Mr Gadaffi?
                And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                  #9
                  I'd laugh if the Swiss said, okay then, go ahead with your Jihad and we'll just freeze all your bank accounts
                  Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                    I'd laugh if the Swiss said, okay then, go ahead with your Jihad and we'll just freeze all your bank accounts
                    What a delightful avatar Mr Darmstadt. Does she live nearby?
                    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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