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Does NickFitz ever sleep?

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    Does NickFitz ever sleep?

    Just wondering like.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

    #2
    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

    Just wondering like.
    He takes a 10 second micronap after learning each new computer language or memorizing a website.
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      #3
      NickFitz modified the code many years ago so that the sleep routine no longer applies to him. Us lesser mortals hae to make do...

      HTH

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        #4
        The Internet never sleeps.
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          #5
          Just checked his webcam:

          http://historyofeconomics.files.word...ity-report.jpg

          Nope, he's still at it.

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            #6
            His development of a tardis-like time machine has enabled him to do this "trick". In reality NickFitz is an idle waster who needs 15 hours sleep in 24. So, every few hours he nips in the tardis, goes off to another time for 6 hours kip, then uses the tardis to come back a few seconds later suitably refreshed.
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              #7
              Originally posted by MrMark View Post
              His development of a tardis-like time machine has enabled him to do this "trick".
              I was wondering who had made off with the TPD Time Machine™.

              I reckon he does his sleeping during contracts.
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                #8
                I think he's multithreaded.

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                  #9
                  NickFitz and delta brain-waves in the same sentence? Thats like an immovable object and an unstoppable force in the same universe.

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                    #10
                    Maybe, just maybe, NickFitz might be a "Best of the Blogosphere PostBot". That would account for the arbitrary post times.

                    I always believed NickFitz was the only real human on here and everyone else a FemBot or a long-forgotten Computer Science student's AI project running unattended.

                    Perhaps this means ... none of us are real.
                    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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