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    Food that makes you smell

    Sugar puffs -> smelly wee

    Yes I am bored.

    #2
    Ditto for asparagus.
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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      #3
      Beetroot turns the bowl red.

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        #4
        3 Cheese and chives Sandwiches from Ginsters I believe. Don't know why but makes you breath smell awful for a few hours.

        Oh and Worcester Sauce crips
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          #5
          1 garlic clove a day -> farts that your friends will remember you by for years to come.

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            #6
            Beef Jalfrezi is said to make western blokes smell extremely bad to middle eastern people.
            How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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              #7
              Cauliflower
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              As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

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                #8
                cheese makes some peeps smell behind the ears


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                ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                  #9
                  Corned beef.
                  Me, me, me...

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                    #10
                    Jalapenos! My eyes sting.
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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