- Sit down
- Rotate one foot, either clockwise or anti clockwise in a small circle. Keep rotating it in the same direction
- Easy eh
- Grab a pen and some paper. You are permitted to stop rotating your foot while doing this
- Now sit down and start rotating your foot again. When you think you have got the hang of rotating your foot like that, write your name on the piece of paper
- What's the matter with your foot, keep it rotating in one direction, are you a [censored] or something?
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Good party trick
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Jeez, I thought I was in good health. Need to see the doctor about my foot tomorrow - Its not working right.Comment
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Originally posted by lightng View PostJeez, I thought I was in good health. Need to see the doctor about my foot tomorrow - Its not working right.Comment
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post- Sit down
- Rotate one foot, either clockwise or anti clockwise in a small circle. Keep rotating it in the same direction
- Easy eh
- Grab a pen and some paper. You are permitted to stop rotating your foot while doing this
- Now sit down and start rotating your foot again. When you think you have got the hang of rotating your foot like that, write your name on the piece of paper
- What's the matter with your foot, keep it rotating in one direction, are you a [censored] or something?
Your parties sound like a riot.Comment
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Originally posted by k2p2 View PostYour parties sound like a riot.Comment
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Originally posted by Halcyon View PostMy feet don't rotate )c:
does waggling them count?
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I thought I'd give this a go. I've just been doing it for an hour up the pub but I can't quite get it right.
My friends seem to have wandered off to chat up the barmaids. In fact, I've just looked and they've gone home.Comment
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostNope. Rotating the head instead appears to reproduce the effect though.Comment
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