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    Auto Asphyxiation?

    Have you ever tried? Come on you can tell us.

    Or is it only for the likes of the famous and Sasguru?
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

    #2
    Shouldn't Kristian Digby be up for a Darwin award?

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      #3
      That has got to be one of the most embarrasing ways to go...popping your cork while cracking one off!
      Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

      I preferred version 1!

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        #4
        Originally posted by zeitghost
        As opposed to popping your clogs whilst straining a bit too hard on the bog?
        Ah, the Hutchence or the Elvis. I'd say the Elvis is less embarrassing.

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          #5
          Originally posted by TiroFijo View Post
          Shouldn't Kristian Digby be up for a Darwin award?
          Shouldn't we wait for the outcome of the autopsy for this?

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            #6
            Originally posted by Scary View Post
            Ah, the Hutchence or the Elvis. I'd say the Elvis is less embarrassing.
            Not really, how can the dead be embarrassed?

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              #7
              FFS, has no one though of the impact on house prices in the area?

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                #8
                Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                Not really, how can the dead be embarrassed?
                Even god logs into CUK Churchill. He's reading your every comment!
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  Have you ever tried? Come on you can tell us.

                  Or is it only for the likes of the famous and Sasguru?
                  OK, I want to put on record right now that I have never done this, ever, honest.
                  How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

                  Follow me on Twitter - LinkedIn Profile - The HAB blog - New Blog: Mad Cameron
                  Xeno points: +5 - Asperger rating: 36 - Paranoid Schizophrenic rating: 44%

                  "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - Aesop

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    Even the 100% man-made sky pixie logs into CUK Churchill. He's reading your every comment!
                    FTFY.

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