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    Phoney Pilot arrested

    moments before take off

    I think I might have flown with this guy



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    #2
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    moments before take off

    I think I might have flown with this guy


    His licence had expired, and I was not valid for passenger aircraft. At least he has experience.
    "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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      #3
      Originally posted by Paddy View Post
      His licence had expired, and I was not valid for passenger aircraft. At least he has experience.
      he pulled his epaulettes off, and said , thank god you have caught up with me

      must have been a relief for him, in a way


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        #4
        Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
        he pulled his epaulettes off, and said , thank god you have caught up with me

        must have been a relief for him, in a way


        He was caught when the first officer grew suspicious after he was asked is it the F3 or the F5 key to operate the flaps.
        Last edited by Paddy; 4 March 2010, 11:25.
        "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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          #5
          Originally posted by Paddy View Post
          I was caught when the first officer grew suspicious after he was asked is it the F3 or the F5 key to operate the flaps.


          F4... oops! Retracted the landing gear whilst taxiing.
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            #6
            Looks like we won't be seeing Threaded for a while...

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