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    ******* baby for christ sakes. It doesnt do anything. No I dont want to ******* here about the colour of it's poo, no I dont give a tulip about it smiling when it wants to fart, no I dont want to ******* hold it, oh look its crying and now you're taking it off me tutting.

    GET A ******* LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARGAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHH
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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    Originally posted by MarillionFan
    ******* baby for christ sakes. It doesnt do anything. No I dont want to ******* here about the colour of it's poo, no I dont give a tulip about it smiling when it wants to fart, no I dont want to ******* hold it, oh look its crying and now you're taking it off me tutting.

    GET A ******* LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARGAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHH
    Yeah, don't you just hate it when there is a developer on the team not pulling his weight.

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      #3
      congrats MF

      Milan.

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        #4

        http://www.bonsaikitten.com/


        This works well with babies too.
        bloggoth

        If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
        John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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          #5
          They love it...

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            #6
            I'm with you on this MF - I last 10 minutes befoe making my excuses and leaving...
            "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
            - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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              #7
              >I last 10 minutes befoe making my excuses and leaving...

              Me too, and the missus goes apetulip everytime...
              His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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                #8
                Mordy,

                shouldn't it be, the _Mr_ goes apetulip


                in your case

                Milan.

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                  #9
                  Did you get a new crusty sock puppet for Chrimbo Beansey, or did you just rinse out the old one, same as last year?
                  His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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                    #10
                    Leave Milan alone Mordac, you know he could crush your bones with the muscles he's built up in his right hand

                    By the way, where In london are you?
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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