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    The fascist b******

    They have finally agreed to let me go...on a retainer

    so now instead of being paid to sit here and do nothing
    i will be paid to sit at home and do nothing


    Ah well, at least at home I wont get stared at when I scratch my nuts and f@rt out loud


    I will never be free of them


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    #2
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    They have finally agreed to let me go...on a retainer

    so now instead of being paid to sit here and do nothing
    i will be paid to sit at home and do nothing


    Ah well, at least at home I wont get stared at when I scratch my nuts and f@rt out loud


    I will never be free of them


    sounds a bloody good wheeze to me
    How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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      #3
      Originally posted by Troll View Post
      sounds a bloody good wheeze to me
      it is, i'm just tired, weary, and getting a little depressed with them.

      I will perk up after a few days at home



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        #4
        I'm looking for one of those roles when my contract ends... want to work no more than 2 days a week through the summer. Let me know if they need someone else

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          #5
          I'm due to finish at clientco end June and I intend to work no more than zero days a week through the summer!

          I may get dinged at the end of April though so that may put a spanner in that plan.

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            #6
            EO what exactly is it you don't do?
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #7
              Originally posted by d000hg View Post
              EO what exactly is it you don't do?
              Animals
              women over 70


              oh, sorry - work wise.

              VB
              SQL
              ORACLE
              Sybase

              Dev/Ba/Ia/migrations my speciality


              I a fkng brilliant migrator - its the only thing im good at really



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                #8
                Originally posted by Jeebo72 View Post
                I'm looking for one of those roles when my contract ends... want to work no more than 2 days a week through the summer. Let me know if they need someone else
                Judging by the number of posters on here, there's loads who've got that gig!
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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