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Prodigal Return of the Day

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    Prodigal Return of the Day

    My my, just as bad tempered as when I left.

    TPD closed?
    Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.

    #2






    and welcome back
    The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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      #3


      welcome back.


      report to stores for your kit, you will need -

      gum shield
      tin hat
      1st aid kit


      (\__/)
      (>'.'<)
      ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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        #4
        Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

        welcome back.
        report to stores for your kit, you will need -

        gum shield
        tin hat
        1st aid kit
        I've brought my own 'flouce kit' for when I want leave again. It contains

        1 chip for my shoulder
        1 sense of humour bypass
        1 email template to complain to the admin
        1 packet of Parma Violets because I like them
        Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.

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          #5


          Welcome back, TBYJ!!

          Aside from tpd getting too big and needing to be closed (it was causing the forum to run slowly, apparently), it is indeed situation normal.

          Plenty of but in reality it is merely

          Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Xenophon View Post


            Aside from tpd getting too big and needing to be closed (it was causing the forum to run slowly, apparently), it is indeed situation normal.

            Ta!

            I wonder why having a massive thread which needed to be recursively parsed every time someone wanted to see the new posts would ever slow the forum down. I'd sack the contractor who built it.

            Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.

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              #7
              Originally posted by TheBigYinJames View Post
              Ta!

              I wonder why having a massive thread which needed to be recursively parsed every time someone wanted to see the new posts would ever slow the forum down. I'd sack the contractor who built it.

              He probably finished it years ago and it was thoroughly tested up to 1000 posts per thread
              Coffee's for closers

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                #8
                Welcome back!

                <frisk>
                You can't bring those knuckle dusters in here I'm afraid.

                Nor that bottle of Rohypnol...
                </frisk>

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                  #9
                  [QUOTE=administrator;1091989]Welcome back! [QUOTE]

                  Coo, a bouncer on the door.. this place HAS changed
                  Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.

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                    #10
                    [QUOTE=TheBigYinJames;1091993][QUOTE=administrator;1091989]Welcome back!

                    Coo, a bouncer on the door.. this place HAS changed
                    Yes we've learned to smuggle in the dusters in our underpants.
                    Hard Brexit now!
                    #prayfornodeal

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