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    CUK Agony Uncle

    Come in, take a seat and tell me your problems. I’m not renowned for my sympathy, or my listening skills, but I’m absolutely the right person to help. Tell me all about your troubles and I’ll provide a practical tip to help you on your way.
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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    My balls are increasingly hanging lower and lower.
    Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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      #3
      I get this funny tingling sensation when I watch films about gladiators.

      Should I be worried?
      "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
        My balls are increasingly hanging lower and lower.


        Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
        +5 Xeno Cool Points

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          #5
          Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
          My balls are increasingly hanging lower and lower.
          Take some Vaseline, rub it in, and store them in the conveniently placed crevice between your buttocks.
          And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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            #6


            you should walk around on your arms and then they'll be closer to your body
            The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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              #7
              Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
              Take some Vaseline, rub it in, and store them in the conveniently placed crevice between your buttocks.
              I just snorted with laughter
              Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
              +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                #8
                Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                I get this funny tingling sensation when I watch films about gladiators.

                Should I be worried?
                A pot noodle will make you feel a man again.
                And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                  #9
                  Dear CUK Agony Uncle

                  There is an AGW supporter in my office who sits by the window. When I ask him if it's sunny or raining outside, he wont tell me




                  (\__/)
                  (>'.'<)
                  ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                    Take some Vaseline, rub it in, and store them in the conveniently placed crevice between your buttocks.
                    Now that is genius.

                    Thanks, CUK Agony Uncle!
                    Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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