As we will now be getting a new Moderator, I would like to welcome them(her cough) to the new job. As we have met before and shared many intimate moments(cough. photos, I have the photos) then I feel it my duty to suggest some new ideas for the board
1) A random ban of user with high post counts and drivel posts. I for one would recommend all users who have significantly more posts say 5% more than myself(rolling) or who have posted in TPD, TPD2, One a Day, Two a Day, An apple a day keeps the doctor away and any lunchtime post should automatically serve a two week ban.
2) Split General into two forums. One called. Real Contractors Who Can Take It and the second called Fluffy Bunny Contractors, Where's My Mummy?
3) All threatening posts to be deleted and the posters placed on a 3 strike and your out. For example, all FOAD, I'll smash your lights in, I have a gun, I'm going to blank you on Facebook etc posters should be told it's out of order, banned, and have their houses firebombed by the moderator.
4) A weekly 'Who's in the Barrel' Member who's job is to to get shafted my all the other CUK posters. I've done the last week or so.
and finally 5) A new CUK insurance scheme to be created which covers Upset Feelings, Hurt Ankles in case of Flouncing off, Stress massages for those posting on the board when on the bench and a new special Healthcare insurance to cover all of those posters who seem to have recently had a massive Humour Bi-Pass.
HTH(OKJCA) cough.
MF
1) A random ban of user with high post counts and drivel posts. I for one would recommend all users who have significantly more posts say 5% more than myself(rolling) or who have posted in TPD, TPD2, One a Day, Two a Day, An apple a day keeps the doctor away and any lunchtime post should automatically serve a two week ban.
2) Split General into two forums. One called. Real Contractors Who Can Take It and the second called Fluffy Bunny Contractors, Where's My Mummy?
3) All threatening posts to be deleted and the posters placed on a 3 strike and your out. For example, all FOAD, I'll smash your lights in, I have a gun, I'm going to blank you on Facebook etc posters should be told it's out of order, banned, and have their houses firebombed by the moderator.
4) A weekly 'Who's in the Barrel' Member who's job is to to get shafted my all the other CUK posters. I've done the last week or so.
and finally 5) A new CUK insurance scheme to be created which covers Upset Feelings, Hurt Ankles in case of Flouncing off, Stress massages for those posting on the board when on the bench and a new special Healthcare insurance to cover all of those posters who seem to have recently had a massive Humour Bi-Pass.
HTH(OKJCA) cough.
MF
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