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Global Warming for Dummies

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    Global Warming for Dummies

    1. Weather is different from Climate
    2. The world is larger than, say, Swindon or even Europe.
    3. The Oregon Institute of Science and various oil company think-tanks are not credible sources
    4. There really isn't a conspiracy between the vast majority of climate scientists in the world to cheat you
    5. Finally you are not very accomplished in anything much. In fact you are quite limited. So leave the complicated stuff to people who have the intellectual apparatus for it. Learn VB really well instead.

    HTH
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

    #2
    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    3. The Oregon Institute of Science and various oil company think-tanks are not credible sources
    And you are more credible?

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      #3
      That is the first time I've seen the word 'apparatus' since grammar school.
      Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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        #4
        Originally posted by AtW View Post
        And you are more credible?
        Oh I forgot.

        6. Try to make statements that follow logically. See also point 5.
        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          #5
          Originally posted by sasguru View Post
          Oh I forgot.

          6. Try to make statements that follow logically. See also point 5.
          7. There is no number 7.

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            #6
            0. We are techies, so the index should start at zero.

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              #7
              Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
              0. We are techies, so the index should start at zero.

              Goto point 5.
              Hard Brexit now!
              #prayfornodeal

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                #8
                [QUOTE=sasguru;1093405]Goto[QUOTE]

                Defo the sign of a basic programmer ... so you take your own advise at least.

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                  #9
                  We could use -1 as as a flag or sentinel and GOTO that instead of using absolute positioning.

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                    #10
                    [QUOTE=Jeebo72;1093410][QUOTE=sasguru;1093405]Goto

                    Defo the sign of a basic programmer ... so you take your own advise at least.
                    Goto 5. Re-read until you take it in. It may take a while.
                    Hard Brexit now!
                    #prayfornodeal

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