You've gotta hand it to these Guys!
Popped out this morning to a little street market - to get some fruit and nibbles.....
Nice looking "Olive & Pickles" Stall...
Point out some mixed olives (with lemons and chillis mixed in)... 8Riyals a Kilo... gotta be worth a punt.... (Thats about £1.50)
Drewster: Could I have some of those please
Friendly Stall Holder: You like Hot... they little hot..... try try...
(Pops olive into small plate and offers to me)
D: (Pops olive in mouth... chews... Mmmmm nice chilli bite) Mmmmm Yes nice... I'll have some...
FSH: (Pots up about a quids worth and offers taster of "Other Thing") You like hot... try... try.... hot!... hot!
D: (Slightly wary - pop "thing" and chews... not as hot as Olive) Errrr. No Thanks...
FSH: (Offers taster of "Other Thing") You try... try.... hot!... hot!
D: (Not as hot as Olive) Errrr. No Thanks...
(Try a couple of others - quite nice but not special)
FSH: (Offers taster of "Other Thing") You try... try.... hot!... hot!
D: (Aaaaaaaarggggggghhhhhhhhh!!! I think someone has just opened the gateway to hell in my mouth) <Splutter><Cough><Gasp>
Glance up through streaming tears to see FSH and his mates pishing themselves laughing, slaps on each others backs, hand shakes 'Kin Barstewards!!!!!!
FSH: Thank you! Thank you <fit of laughter> Here my friend you keep Olives as gift <fits of laughter> Thank you! Thank you!
D: (Through gritted teeth) Ma Salaam! (Something along the lines of "I go in peace"/"I leave you with good wishes")
FSH and his Mates through gaffaws and rib-splitting Ma Salaam!
Drewster staggers of to Starbucks for a Grande Frappocino with extra ice!!!
Popped out this morning to a little street market - to get some fruit and nibbles.....
Nice looking "Olive & Pickles" Stall...
Point out some mixed olives (with lemons and chillis mixed in)... 8Riyals a Kilo... gotta be worth a punt.... (Thats about £1.50)
Drewster: Could I have some of those please
Friendly Stall Holder: You like Hot... they little hot..... try try...
(Pops olive into small plate and offers to me)
D: (Pops olive in mouth... chews... Mmmmm nice chilli bite) Mmmmm Yes nice... I'll have some...
FSH: (Pots up about a quids worth and offers taster of "Other Thing") You like hot... try... try.... hot!... hot!
D: (Slightly wary - pop "thing" and chews... not as hot as Olive) Errrr. No Thanks...
FSH: (Offers taster of "Other Thing") You try... try.... hot!... hot!
D: (Not as hot as Olive) Errrr. No Thanks...
(Try a couple of others - quite nice but not special)
FSH: (Offers taster of "Other Thing") You try... try.... hot!... hot!
D: (Aaaaaaaarggggggghhhhhhhhh!!! I think someone has just opened the gateway to hell in my mouth) <Splutter><Cough><Gasp>
Glance up through streaming tears to see FSH and his mates pishing themselves laughing, slaps on each others backs, hand shakes 'Kin Barstewards!!!!!!
FSH: Thank you! Thank you <fit of laughter> Here my friend you keep Olives as gift <fits of laughter> Thank you! Thank you!
D: (Through gritted teeth) Ma Salaam! (Something along the lines of "I go in peace"/"I leave you with good wishes")
FSH and his Mates through gaffaws and rib-splitting Ma Salaam!
Drewster staggers of to Starbucks for a Grande Frappocino with extra ice!!!
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