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    Introduce yourself to the Newbies

    Specially for doodab and wingnut. I’ll start.

    Mich the Tester

    Occupation: Test Manager
    Education: inferior
    Hobbies: rugby, shot put, pies, wine
    Technical expertise: MS Notepad advanced, MS calculator intermediate
    Contract status: in contract now
    Music: Pixies, Cult, Metallica, Marilyn Manson
    Fillums: Preferably Hungarian or Czech, biology based subject matter
    Likes: Cool engineering stuff like hypersonic planes and high speed trains
    Dislikes: bean counters
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

    #2
    I'm DiscoStu, and I'm too lazy to be arsed to say anything else.

    HTH
    ǝןqqıʍ

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      #3
      Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
      I'm DiscoStu, and I'm too lazy to be arsed to say anything else.

      HTH
      DaveB


      Lazier than DiscoStu.
      "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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        #4
        Hello newbies

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          #5
          Originally posted by DaveB View Post
          DaveB


          Lazier than DiscoStu.
          you ain't seen me - roight?

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            #6
            Xenophon

            Occupation: project and programme manager extraordinaire
            Education: pass
            Hobbies: dogs (both kinds), home tech, WoW, beer/wine/etc...
            Technical expertise: none
            Contract status: in contract
            Music: 30 Seconds to Mars, Blink 182, The Go! Team, Bloc Party, Johnny Cash
            Films: midget clown pr0n s3x
            Likes: my own time
            Dislikes: too much to list
            Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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              #7
              Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
              I'm DiscoStu, and I'm too lazy to be arsed to say anything else.

              HTH
              Originally posted by DaveB View Post
              DaveB


              Lazier than DiscoStu.
              Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
              Hello newbies
              Originally posted by DS23 View Post
              you ain't seen me - roight?
              This doesn’t exactly give them an insight into the wide range of disturbed personalities we have around here does it? Make an effort please.
              And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                #8
                Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                Specially for doodab and wingnut. I’ll start.

                Mich the Tester

                Occupation: Test Manager
                Education: inferior
                Hobbies: rugby, shot put, pies, wine
                Technical expertise: MS Notepad advanced, MS calculator intermediate
                Contract status: in contract now
                Music: Pixies, Cult, Metallica, Marilyn Manson
                Fillums: Preferably Hungarian or Czech, biology based subject matter
                Likes: Cool engineering stuff like hypersonic planes and high speed trains
                Dislikes: bean counters
                Occupation: IT Systems support bod (no contract to speak of, doing bits and pieces for friends companys)
                Education: inferior as well
                Hobbies: beer, football, pulling my car to bits, girls, PC building
                Technical expertise: None really. Bit of linux. Bit of Windoze. Hardware and stuff.
                Music: Kasabian. Killers. Gorillaz.
                Fillums: Sci Fi and thrillers. Not 2012 though that was pants.
                Likes: beer, football, pulling my car to bits, girls, PC building

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                  #9
                  Zippy

                  Occupation: Webby things
                  Education: far too much
                  Hobbies: crosswords, wine, shopping, rock climbing, darts (some of this is untrue)
                  Technical expertise: None whatsoever
                  Contract status: Dooomed
                  Music: I can play the piano a bit
                  Films: Action/adventure, sci fi
                  Likes: Cats, wine, F1
                  Dislikes: Don't get me started
                  +50 Xeno Geek Points
                  Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                  As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                  Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                  CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by wingnut View Post
                    Occupation: IT Systems support bod (no contract to speak of, doing bits and pieces for friends companys)
                    Education: inferior as well
                    Hobbies: beer, football, pulling my car to bits, girls, PC building
                    Technical expertise: None really. Bit of linux. Bit of Windoze. Hardware and stuff.
                    Music: Kasabian. Killers. Gorillaz.
                    Fillums: Sci Fi and thrillers. Not 2012 though that was pants.
                    Likes: beer, football, pulling my car to bits, girls, PC building
                    Wot’s a 'PC building'?

                    Does that involve having an ethnic minority LGBT bathroom and a special stairlift for the physically challenged?
                    Last edited by Mich the Tester; 11 March 2010, 16:07.
                    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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