Process of Elimination for New Moderator

**Moscow Mule** · 12 March 2010, 11:12

Awesome. I've slipped under the radar

Doh!

**DiscoStu** · 12 March 2010, 11:12

**MarillionFan** · 12 March 2010, 11:14

Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post

DiscoStu - Too Lonely
Moscow Mule - Too assinine

**TheFaQQer** · 12 March 2010, 11:15

Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Marillionfan - Too loved by all, not to keep posting

And you missed tay off your list.

**Moscow Mule** · 12 March 2010, 11:15

Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

DiscoStu - Too Lonely
Moscow Mule - Too assinine

I think I'm going to ask for that as a customer title - Lord of the Assinine.

**Drewster** · 12 March 2010, 11:17

Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

........
Cojak - Busy Looking for Work.
...
Drewster - Too busy FTFY'ing other users posts
.........

So that leaves shortlists

Bagpuss, AtW & Cojak.

So Bagpuss is too fluffy, AtW (phzzzzz) & Cojak who has nothing better to do.

Winner

Cojak!!!

That must have taken you quite a lot of time - to make such a basic mistake...

Oh and.... FTFY

**Xenophon** · 12 March 2010, 11:28

Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

AtW - Busy on SKA & Squirrels
Bagpuss - The little girl has grown up and the mice have died.
Chef - Too busy whipping up a souffle
Churchill - Too likely to come around perpertrators house, line them up against the wall and shoot them
Cojak - Busy Looking for Work.
Dimprawn - Too busy using cheap Indian child labour on existing $$$ projects
DodgyAgent - Too busy surplying cheap Indian child labour to Dimprawn
Drewster - Too busy FTFY'ing other users posts
EternalOptimist - Too weak. Bit like taking a primary school teacher to Afghanistan and asking them to firefight with the Taliban.
HAB - Too busy cleaning hairs out of the bath (from last birthday!!!)
Marillionfan - Too loved by all, not to keep posting
Mary Poppins - Too busy looking after children to want to look after more children.
Milanbenes - Major fire in Shoreditch, tape room is a buzzing
NeverbeenNorthoftheM25 - Too needy.
NickFitz - Too busy sorting Technical book library into Title Order, Author Order, ISBN Number order by colour by size by shape by....
Sasguru - Too busy managing his dozens of sockpuppets
The Faqqer - To busy posting porn on One A Day
Wilmslow - Too accident prone
Xenophon - Too busy writing a new Xeno Geek Points Application
Xoggoth - Too creepy
Zeitghost - Too busy trying to keep top of the posting board
Zippy - To busy trying to get to 10000 posts

Process of Elimination for New Moderator