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Embarrassing moment # 1254

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    Embarrassing moment # 1254

    Waltzed into the living room having ordered a curry by phone.

    Cooly tossed the phone into the air and watched it spin in mid-air. I imagine I looked somewhat like Clint Eastwood.

    Decided against catching it and thought I'd go for the kick it option (yes... I know).

    Kicked the phone with my socks on. It hurt a bit. Went for the catch, but it was a woefully poor kick and impossible to catch, so the handset just hit the deck.



    Even my dog looked like he was embarrassed for me...

    Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

    #2
    is it broken? that would be so uncool it would probably be cool.

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      #3
      Originally posted by DS23 View Post
      is it broken? that would be so uncool it would probably be cool.
      The home phone handset is alive.
      Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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        #4
        Never mind the crap footie - how was the curry?

        Had pizza myself, but it's not as good as curry.
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          #5
          Originally posted by Zippy View Post
          Never mind the crap footie - how was the curry?

          Had pizza myself, but it's not as good as curry.
          I'm waiting for the delivery dude to turn up!

          [impatient smiley]
          Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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            #6
            never mind the has it arrived crap - what did you order?

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              #7
              Originally posted by DS23 View Post
              never mind the has it arrived crap - what did you order?
              Chicken Phall
              Pilau Rice
              Poppadums (4)
              Plain Nan
              Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                #8
                very good. i'd have added a tarka or a sag side i think.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
                  Chicken Phall
                  Pilau Rice
                  Poppadums (4)
                  Plain Nan
                  ... and mango chutney from the cupboard?
                  My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
                    Waltzed into the living room having ordered a curry by phone.

                    Cooly tossed the phone into the air and watched it spin in mid-air. I imagine I looked somewhat like Clint Eastwood.

                    Decided against catching it and thought I'd go for the kick it option (yes... I know).

                    Kicked the phone with my socks on. It hurt a bit. Went for the catch, but it was a woefully poor kick and impossible to catch, so the handset just hit the deck.



                    Even my dog looked like he was embarrassed for me...

                    For me, the most embarassing moment is when you walk into a room full of people looking miserable, and say "What's up guys, who died?" and one of them bursts into tears and runs out the room.

                    Hate it when I do that.
                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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