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[DiscoStu]

The second member is posting at a horrendous rate. It's obvious to all around that he has limited mental capacity and in fact may be a young child sitting at his mothers computer. At 4 0 Clock each day she obviously comes home and switches it off. His endless drivel is really clogging up the boards. If it was email he would be arrested for spam. Do you think we should try to engage him and talk to him as an adult or should we ignore him?

Aside from the 4 o'clock part, this sounds somewhat like you.

[MarillionFan]

Aside from the 4 o'clock part, this sounds somewhat like you.

Thank you. I would discuss it with you Disco, but as you come across as someone with the mental capacity of a mentally handicapped slug and the concentration of diluted orange I'm not sure it's a worthwhile use of my time.

[DiscoStu]

Thank you. I would discuss it with you Disco, but as you come across as someone with the mental capacity of a mentally handicapped slug and the concentration of diluted orange I'm not sure it's a worthwhile use of my time.

That, and the fact that you're incredibly busy posting complete tulip all over the place

[MarillionFan]

That, and the fact that you're incredibly busy posting complete tulip all over the place

Right. Where's that bloody salt.

[tay]

You are a nasty bitter piece of work DiscoStu.

[DiscoStu]

You are a nasty bitter piece of work DiscoStu.

I do try

[MarillionFan]

I do try

Try is the operative word.

[DiscoStu]

Try is the operative word.

Hush MF, the grown-ups are talking.

[MarillionFan]

Hush MF, the grown-ups are talking.

? What in the next room to us Disco ?