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Jogging on a beach can be dangerous.

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    Jogging on a beach can be dangerous.

    http://www.latimes.com/news/nation-a...,5754618.story

    Oooops.

    #2
    That's appalling luck.

    Mind you I always thought that jogging was bad for your health.

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      #3
      Despite the old oil on the windscreen excuse, I expect there came a time when the pilot had to make a choice between killing an innocent beach goer and preserving his own neck. Result: one less beach goer.

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        #4
        Allegedly the jogger was having an affair with the pilot's wife...

        (No truth in that whatsoever but it'd be funny, wouldn't it?)

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          #5
          Was it a beach to die for?
          Cats are evil.

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            #6
            pant , pant, pant
            ooh, nice day, nice sea, sun sparkling on the waves and look at those pretty white caps
            pant pant pant
            I do hope they dont go ahead and build those turbines, with those nasty big props
            pant pant pant
            jog jog jog


            whats that noise ?
            (\__/)
            (>'.'<)
            ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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              #7
              Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
              pant , pant, pant
              ooh, nice day, nice sea, sun sparkling on the waves and look at those pretty white caps
              pant pant pant
              I do hope they dont go ahead and build those turbines, with those nasty big props
              pant pant pant
              jog jog jog


              whats that noise ?
              You forgot the critical moment.

              SPLAT.

              I realise it's evil, sorry.

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                #8
                What was on his iPod?
                Cats are evil.

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                  #9
                  Apparently one of the witnesses was a pikey laying tarmac, he tried to warn the jogger by shouting "Boss, BOSS, Da Plane Boss!!!!".

                  igmc

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                    Apparently one of the witnesses was a pikey laying tarmac, he tried to warn the jogger by shouting "Boss, BOSS, Da Plane Boss!!!!".

                    igmc


                    That went right over my head.
                    Cats are evil.

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