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People who walk up and take over your mouse + keyboard..

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    People who walk up and take over your mouse + keyboard..

    Don’t you just hate it when someone just comes up to your desk unannounced – despite what you’re in the middle of doing and commandeer your computer to 'show you something'….
    "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

    #2
    Just show them something instead - go over to their computer, and pull up some hard core porn.

    Simples.
    If you have to add a , it isn't funny. HTH. LOL.

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      #3
      Almost as bad as project managers who sit on your desk while they are talking to you.

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        #4
        Originally posted by wurzel View Post
        Almost as bad as project managers who sit on your desk while they are talking to you.
        Sorry.

        It's so I can check out the cleavage.
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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          #5
          Originally posted by wurzel View Post
          Almost as bad as project managers who sit on your desk while they are talking to you.
          almost as bad as when they come up and talk to you and see your in box is littered with jobserve applications!
          Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

          I preferred version 1!

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            #6
            Originally posted by The Wikir Man View Post
            Just show them something instead - go over to their computer, and pull up some hard core porn.

            Simples.
            We've worked together, I can tell ...
            Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
            threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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              #7
              Originally posted by wurzel View Post
              Almost as bad as project managers who sit on your desk while they are talking to you.
              Which is not half as bad as PMs who plonk their fat arse on your desk so that they can talk to the person sat next to you.

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                #8
                Originally posted by BenchMaster View Post
                Which is not half as bad as PMs who plonk their fat arse on your desk so that they can talk to the person sat next to you.
                Sorry.

                It's so she has to lean forward because otherwise I can't check out the cleavage under that jacket.
                My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Jog On View Post
                  Don’t you just hate it when someone just comes up to your desk unannounced – despite what you’re in the middle of doing and commandeer your computer to 'show you something'….
                  Oh bless.

                  Did you have to call technical support out today to help you turn on your PC?

                  Bless.
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Jog On View Post
                    Don’t you just hate it when someone just comes up to your desk unannounced – despite what you’re in the middle of doing and commandeer your computer to 'show you something'….
                    It's more annoying if they do it remotely.
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