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    Kirby Vacuum Cleaners?

    Just had a demo of a Kirby Vacuum, impressive machine, cleans carpets, cars, etc. But it's £1800 + VAT!!!

    Anyone ever had one? The claim is that it will outlast any other Vacuum, but for £1800, thats a bit of a claim.

    Or I could just tell them to ****off
    Politicians are wonderfull people, as long as they stay away from things they don't understand, like working for a living!

    #2
    Originally posted by portseven View Post
    Just had a demo of a Kirby Vacuum, impressive machine, cleans carpets, cars, etc. But it's £1800 + VAT!!!

    Anyone ever had one? The claim is that it will outlast any other Vacuum, but for £1800, thats a bit of a claim.

    Or I could just tell them to ****off
    We had one of them demo'd about 20 years ago. Newly married and quite skint at the time, but salesman urged us to consider whether we could afford it - we did consider, decided we could, so used the £2K to buy a PC... Still sounds like they've come down in price since then!

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      #3
      Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
      We had one of them demo'd about 20 years ago.
      Same here. We got the salesman to vacuum the entire house while we thought about it, then told him it was too expensive.
      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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        #4
        Mmmm, buy a normal machine to clean the carpet cost £120; buy a Kirby cleaner, cost £1800.

        Tough call, but I think I'll pass on this one. If my carpets need an extra special cleaning I can always hire a cleaner for £20
        Speaking gibberish on internet talkboards since last Michaelmas. Plus here on Twitter

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          #5
          Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
          Same here. We got the salesman to vacuum the entire house while we thought about it, then told him it was too expensive.
          Yep - ours got in under false pretences IIRC. We'd won our carpets being cleaned in a raffle (they had indeed been giving out free raffle tickets a couple of weeks before) then salesman turned up and did hard sell for about 4 hours.
          Think we did a lot of winding up, such as "Does the carpet shampoo contain insecticide - we've got a problem with fleas?"
          Was a good cleaner though - but £500 good not two grand good.

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            #6
            My mum had a Kirby about 30 years ago but she did have a 42 bedroom hotel at the time, I'm not sure where it came from but I do remember it looked like something out of a Terry Gilliam film.

            We bought a Dyson 10 years ago for £120 and it still sucks like new, now if only the wi... I won't go there.
            Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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              #7
              Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
              We bought a Dyson 10 years ago for £120 and it still sucks like new, now if only the wi... I won't go there.
              Waddya mean? You mean you want to be free of the dirty bag too?






              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                #8
                Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                Waddya mean? You mean you want to be free of the dirty bag too?






                Yeah the old bag is a pain in the arse, I always find they get bloated and split at the bottom if you don't change them regularly.







                Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
                  Yeah the old bag is a pain in the arse, I always find they get bloated and split at the bottom if you don't change them regularly.
                  Hmm. I think you might be doing something wrong with the hose.
                  My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by portseven View Post
                    Or I could just tell them to ****off
                    I think that's the appropriate response.

                    I can't believe they're still using those old sales techniques, i.e. "you won a raffle" etc.

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