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    Carry On Contracting

    It's amazing what you do when you get a menial task to do.

    I was trying to imagine a Carry On Contracting film. What would the plot be to make it interesting?

    I was also musing as to which actors, including all the old ones like Sid James and Hattie Jacques, would play the each of the members on here.

    Oh well, back to the tedium...

    #2
    Sid James would be a pimp. No doubt about it.

    "He thinks I've forwarded his CV. Heh heh heh."

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      #3
      We need a poll!

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        #4
        Originally posted by Churchill View Post
        We need a poll!
        That would require an AndyW option.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
          That would be an ecumenical matter.

          FTFY!

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            #6
            Sid James as Dodgy Agent
            Hattie Jaques as SallyAnne
            Barbera Windsor as Cailin Maith
            Bernard Bresslaw as Churchill
            Joan Sims as Pogle
            "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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              #7
              Jim Dale as Wilmslow
              +50 Xeno Geek Points
              Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
              As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

              Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

              CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                #8
                Brian Blessed as Churchill
                Growing old is mandatory
                Growing up is optional

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                  #9
                  Who do we nominate as the lovely Shirley Eaton?
                  Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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                    #10
                    Kenneth Williams as sasguru.
                    Terry Scott as SuitYou01.
                    Frankie Howerd as MarillionFan.


                    Apologies to all.

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