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    My central heating broke down.....

    ....and I had to open the oven and hold my pussy in front of it.

    A compilation of all the very best Mrs Slocombe pussy jokes....
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    Can't believe they used to show that on primetime TV back then.

    #2
    Originally posted by wurzel View Post
    Can't believe they used to show that on primetime TV back then.
    Before the watershed as well - mind you, it was the most appalling rubbish, so I don't know who was watching it

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      #3
      Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
      Before the watershed as well - mind you, it was the most appalling rubbish, so I don't know who was watching it
      My grandparents. They loved a bit of innuendo.
      ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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        #4
        Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
        My grandparents. They loved a bit.
        ftfy

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          #5
          Originally posted by Drewster View Post
          ftfy
          Apparently, they did have 23 kids.*







          * may be a lie.
          ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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            #6
            Originally posted by wurzel View Post
            ....and I had to open the oven and hold my pussy in front of it.
            Have you tried bleeding the radiators?
            If you have to add a , it isn't funny. HTH. LOL.

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              #7
              The first IT manager I worked for in the mid 80s always referred to his cat as pussy. It was when he was needing a new feline entrance and started on about pussy flaps that we all lost it completely. He was always extremely old fashioned and professional - referred to the managers as Mr/Mrs and made us youngsters feel like we were at school, so still not sure whether he was having a laugh or genuinely didn't appreciate what he was saying.

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                #8
                Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
                so still not sure whether he was having a laugh or genuinely didn't appreciate what he was saying.
                I think the luvvies were having a laugh at the expense of a certain subsection of society wrt to Are You Being Served. I genuinely don't think middle class people of my parents' generation got the joke - otherwise it would never have been allowed to air.

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