Celebrities are pointless. What makes them so bleeding special? Why should I care what the singer of some clapped out 70s rock band thinks about global income distribution? Why should I care about what some semi-literate football grunt thinks about it being ‘a game of two halves’ or ‘a funny old game’?
What possible purpose do failed actors serve on Top Gear, with their inane ramblings about the theatre and their habit of laughing at their own jokes?
Why do so many people buy stupid vacuous bulltulip magazines like ‘hello’ to read about some bint who once acted in a tulipty soap opera and who’s been spotted snogging a footballer in a bar in Magaluf?
How empty is the life of someone who worships ‘celebrity’? Never mind ‘worship’, how empty is the life of anyone who even gives a stuff about ‘celebrity’?
Please name your ‘celebrities’ to be first in the queue for Room 101.
What possible purpose do failed actors serve on Top Gear, with their inane ramblings about the theatre and their habit of laughing at their own jokes?
Why do so many people buy stupid vacuous bulltulip magazines like ‘hello’ to read about some bint who once acted in a tulipty soap opera and who’s been spotted snogging a footballer in a bar in Magaluf?
How empty is the life of someone who worships ‘celebrity’? Never mind ‘worship’, how empty is the life of anyone who even gives a stuff about ‘celebrity’?
Please name your ‘celebrities’ to be first in the queue for Room 101.
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