Insulting other forum members

[DimPrawn]

Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries.

Go on ban me!

[TheBigYinJames]

You mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries.

Go on ban me!

gerbil & loganberries, I'll have you know.

[suityou01]

Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries.

Go on ban me!

I unclog my nose in youuurr general direction

[PRC1964]

That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said about my parents. Thanks prawnie.

[Jeebo72]

"You have received an infraction at Contractor UK Bulletin Board "

You'll be getting one of these soon ... but if not, have one of mine

[gingerjedi]

Your mother is so fat she has her own moon.

[TheBigYinJames]

"You have received an infraction at Contractor UK Bulletin Board "

Sell it on ebay.

[DimPrawn]

Your mum is so ugly she made an onion cry.

[DaveB]

Your mother is so fat she has her own moon.

Your mother is so fat she has two watches, one for each time zone.

[Mich the Tester]

Your mother is so fat she has two watches, one for each time zone.

Your wife is so....

no, not fair.