Where's Chico?

[Churchill]

Has he gone to meet his maker?

Shuffled off this mortal coil?

Joined the choir eternal?

Taken his computer to PC World for repair before removing all his kiddy porn and had a visit from plod?

Decided posting horsey porn on CC.Net is much more fun than CUK?

Or he's in a huff and has simply gone home crying to mummy?

[Fungus]

Has he gone to meet his maker?

Shuffled off this mortal coil?

Joined the choir eternal?

Taken his computer to PC World for repair before removing all his kiddy porn and had a visit from plod?

Decided posting horsey porn on CC.Net is much more fun than CUK?

Or he's in a huff and has simply gone home crying to mummy?

According to one of his friends, on Friday night he went on a bender and then ate a dodgy curry. On Saturday he was confined to his karzy. On Saturday evening, the vice squad, tracking kiddy porn site users, broke down his door and arrested him. According to an eye witness, he was dragged off, handcuffed to two large plod, trousers round his ankles, and his exposed backside leaving a dribbly brown trail down the street ... occasionally splattering unsuspecting gawpers with diaraea. A female witness was overheard saying that he was "hung like a horse".

Fungus

[DirtyOldMan]

Surely not .....

[Dundeegeorge]

Yeah right

According to one of his friends, on Friday night he went on a bender and then ate a dodgy curry. On Saturday he was confined to his karzy. On Saturday evening, the vice squad, tracking kiddy porn site users, broke down his door and arrested him. According to an eye witness, he was dragged off, handcuffed to two large plod, trousers round his ankles, and his exposed backside leaving a dribbly brown trail down the street ... occasionally splattering unsuspecting gawpers with diaraea. A female witness was overheard saying that he was "hung like a horse".

Fungus

Chico's got friends. Pull the other one.

[Fungus]

Chico's got friends. Pull the other one.

He refused to give his name ...

[Fungus]

Surely not .....

So that's what she meant ...