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The CUK General Poster Stakes

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    The CUK General Poster Stakes

    Next to fall. To be held over 24 hours. Bookmaker Cojak

    Runners
    Suityou - Good form as of late, lots of whining, multiple thread posts to LR. Overdue. Hot favourite. Evens

    MilanBenes - Been out of circulation for sometime due to a tape injury. Returning to form today with multiple threads. 2nd Favourite.3-1

    Dimprawn - Master sockie. Losing to Sasguru earlier in the day. Will need to go some to beat the favourite. 4-1

    AtW - Missing from the last few races but still capable of appearing and coming from behind. 5-1

    Minestrone - Good runner. Failed in the last few outings. Lost to Tay Last month, good bet. 6-1

    Drewster - Good all round chance. Keeps getting pulled in and stuck on the rails, failing to fall. 8 - 1

    Xenophon - Has form. Took himself out of the race last month. May pull up lame. 10-1

    Chef - Smoking withdrawal showing earlier in the day. May still surprise. 15 -1

    RealityHack - Longshot. Still getting the hang of the moderating, could still surprise us and hand himself a fall. 25-1

    Nick Fitz - Still on the bench, night time logical poster.
    Due a fall from grace, proposed route having drink spiked at
    local before transcending into a pure logic rant. Rank
    Outsider. 100-1

    Non-Runners
    Churchhill - Too chilled due to imminent vacation.
    Marillionfan - Taking it easy from a fall in last months race
    Sasguru - Fell in earlier race today
    17
    Suityou. Evens
    70.59%
    12
    Milanbenes. 3-1
    11.76%
    2
    Dimprawn. 4-1
    0.00%
    0
    AtW. 5-1
    5.88%
    1
    Minestrone. 6-1
    0.00%
    0
    Drewster. 8-1
    0.00%
    0
    Xenophone. 10-1
    0.00%
    0
    Chef. 15-1
    0.00%
    0
    Reality Hack. 40-1
    11.76%
    2
    Nick Fitz. 100-1
    0.00%
    0
    Last edited by MarillionFan; 25 March 2010, 13:27.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

    #2
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    .......
    Drewster - Good all round chance. Keeps getting pulled in and stuck on the rails, failing to fall. 8 - 1
    .......
    Thanks mate but I don't think I am a runner.....

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      #3
      Can I have a special on RH and Cojak getting drunk on champagne tomorrow night and banning half the people on that list?

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        #4
        Can mods vote?

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          #5
          Originally posted by Bunk View Post
          Can I have a special on RH and Cojak getting drunk on champagne tomorrow night and banning all the people on that list?
          FTFY

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            #6
            Originally posted by ctdctd View Post
            FTFY
            Well, I reckon NF is pretty safe.

            Xen might get a ban just for not turning up tomorrow.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Bunk View Post
              Can I have a special on RH and Cojak getting drunk on champagne tomorrow night and banning half the people on that list?
              as opposed to getting drunk on "mod" power?
              Who has time? Who has time? But then if we do not ever take time, how can we ever have time?

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                #8
                I'd like a fiver each way on RH please.

                Edit: A quick question for the stewards - would getting the mods plastered count as a doping offence?
                Last edited by Zippy; 25 March 2010, 13:36.
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                  I'd like a fiver each way on RH please.

                  Edit: A quick question for the stewards - would getting the mods plastered count as a doping offence?
                  You're going to steal Cojak's phone tomorrow aren't you?

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                    #10
                    AtW. You can't lurk, and then come and vote on yourself!!!

                    Smart moneys on AtW!!!
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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