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    Rant about environments

    So been busting my hump all week, working long days and long nights to get the current release of the system massaged through to UAT sign off.

    As the system testing is piss weak, I have implemented a new "Pre UAT" phase which is wholly and soley me and is an attempt at squeezing out issues before UAT so at least we can say we know about them.

    Until today. The whole UAT was a failure. And the reason?

    The development, integration, pre prod and live environments are all on different versions of the software. Different versions of JBOSS, MySQL, patch levels. Horrible.

    And to cap it all, the code has financial aspects to it with a month end process. So if the financial process fails during UAT it is a one shot gun. There is no way of rolling back and going again.

    Just spent an hour explaining simple configuration management, snapshots of virtual machines, change management procedures.

    Will they listen? We'll see.

    It's just a shame to see a team collectively try so hard and still come wide of the mark time and time again.

    This is why I have been a grumpy fracker all week.

    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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    maven

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      #3
      Originally posted by minestrone View Post
      maven
      I love you
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #4
        These issues are depressingly common, but you can't help but laugh at the look of wonder on peoples faces when you explain it to them.
        +50 Xeno Geek Points
        Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
        As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

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          #5
          Originally posted by Zippy View Post
          These issues are depressingly common, but you can't help but laugh at the look of wonder on peoples faces when you explain it to them.
          I agree - although I wouldn't use the word "depressingly".
          Its how I earn a crust... and the fact that I can earn a decent crust repeatedly "stating the bleeding obvious" is amazing but not depressing!!

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            #6
            Originally posted by Drewster View Post
            I agree - although I wouldn't use the word "depressingly".
            Its how I earn a crust... and the fact that I can earn a decent crust repeatedly "stating the bleeding obvious" is amazing but not depressing!!
            I'm old school - lock down everything apart from dev and nail some sense into 'em!
            +50 Xeno Geek Points
            Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
            As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

            Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

            CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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              #7
              Originally posted by Zippy View Post
              I'm old school - lock down everything apart from dev and nail some sense into 'em!
              I keep stressing to them that all of the "processes" that they pretend they are so keen on have either the word "Management" or "Control" in them (Config, Change, Version, Release, Environment, Test etc etc) which they should actually try doing.....

              Its not just "recording"!!!

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                #8
                Oi Suity! I hope you are not still on site?
                +50 Xeno Geek Points
                Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                  This is why I have been a grumpy fracker all week.

                  You have?
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                  I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                  Originally posted by vetran
                  Urine is quite nourishing

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                    #10
                    Perfectly reasonable rants, without proper environments and tests there's no way to implement a solution with any assurance.

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