2 whole months! Agony....
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Longest Time in Contract with a really fanciable manager
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6 months, she was gorgeous and made me feel 16 again i.e. spontanteous erections. Found out after I left she had the hots for me but was too shy to make a move. Never suspected.But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger -
Originally posted by Gibbon6 months, she was gorgeous and made me feel 16 again i.e. spontanteous erections. Found out after I left she had the hots for me but was too shy to make a move. Never suspected.Comment
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8 months and asked her out 4 times - the mind boggled when she asked if I would like an extensionComment
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Originally posted by PhoenixYou must be gay!
No, the erections where definitely for her, just thought she was way out of my league.But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the youngerComment
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Originally posted by GibbonNo, the erections where definitely for her, just thought she was way out of my league.SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
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Yep, very wrong, bumped into 18 months and some bastard had got her pregnant. She was scottish though.But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the youngerComment
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Originally posted by GibbonEleanor
Just the other day my wife Eleanor was telling me there was this socially inadequate pimply contractor working for her a couple of years back who kept openly touching himself whenever she went anywhere near him.Comment
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