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Aaaaaarrrrgggghhhhhh ! NO!
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Aaaaaarrrrgggghhhhhh ! NO!
And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014 -
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostIf you have to add a , it isn't funny. HTH. LOL.Comment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostKnock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Much could be done to restore some faith in politicians if they locked the little fecker up the moment he stepped on British soil.Comment
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Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostWhat? That war-mongering, deluded, tax-avoiding, arse-licking, lying pea-brain?Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostMuch could be done to restore some faith in politicians if they locked the little fliper up the moment he stepped on British soil.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Kick It, in an Eminem Styleee!
Two political girls go round tellin' lies
round tellin' lies, round tellin's lies
Two political girls go round tellin' lies
round tellin' lies, round tellin's lies
Guess who's back
Back again
Tony's back
Tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back
guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back..
We've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Gordon no more
They want Tony, I'm chopped liver
Well if you want Tony, this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of war mixed with some slick patter
Some lies that'll jump start my polls quicker
than a shock when I get caught at the office
shredding docs when I'm not co-operating
When I'm rockin the house while the speaker is operating
You waited this long, now stop debating
Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovu-lating
I know that you got a job Cherie
but your husband's ego problem's complicating
So the PSC won't let me be
or let me be me, so let me see
They try to shut me down on the committee
But it feels so empty, without me
So, come on and dip, bum on your lips
**** that, cum on your lips, and some on your tits
And get ready, cause this tulip's about to get heavy
I just dodged all your questions, **** YOU JOHN C!
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, make me an emissary
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, without me
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody, make me an emissary
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, without me"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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