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    If Carlsberg offered gigs...

    http://www.jobserve.com/SC-DV-8x-War...0E54BE90.jsjob

    I'm re-writing my CV as I type...

    ...I have extensive experience in CoD2, CoD4, CoD MW as well as other COTS FPS, my USP is .50cal Headshot from 400 yards and I always run with the knife...
    Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

    #2
    Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
    http://www.jobserve.com/SC-DV-8x-War...0E54BE90.jsjob

    I'm re-writing my CV as I type...

    ...I have extensive experience in CoD2, CoD4, CoD MW as well as other COTS FPS, my USP is .50cal Headshot from 400 yards and I always run with the knife...
    April Fool..

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      #3
      Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
      http://www.jobserve.com/SC-DV-8x-War...0E54BE90.jsjob

      I'm re-writing my CV as I type...

      ...I have extensive experience in CoD2, CoD4, CoD MW as well as other COTS FPS, my USP is .50cal Headshot from 400 yards and I always run with the knife...
      Wargames at Shrivenham. I might pop along for the day.

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        #4
        Carlsberg is always on the lookout for skilled SAP types.


        Frag this! Mmmmwahahahaha
        Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
        threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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          #5
          On a serious note I can't believe they're paying tax payers money to contractors for this sort of thing when they have over 100,000 trained soldiers at their disposal? They can't all be in Afghanistan??
          Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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            #6
            Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
            On a serious note I can't believe they're paying tax payers money to contractors for this sort of thing when they have over 100,000 trained soldiers at their disposal? They can't all be in Afghanistan??
            The trouble with trained soldiers is that they fight like trained soldiers.

            Not always what you want.

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              #7
              Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
              On a serious note I can't believe they're paying tax payers money to contractors for this sort of thing when they have over 100,000 trained soldiers at their disposal? They can't all be in Afghanistan??
              There's a fair difference between a soldier and a wargamer.

              I suspect they mean tabletop strategists not BOOM!!!! headshot types

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                #8
                Originally posted by TykeMerc View Post
                There's a fair difference between a soldier and a wargamer.

                I suspect they mean tabletop strategists not BOOM!!!! headshot types
                Oh sod that then, give me CoD over Stratego any day. BOOM Headshot!!
                Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                  The trouble with trained soldiers is that they fight like trained soldiers.

                  Not always what you want.
                  Couldn't they use French ones instead?
                  Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

                  I preferred version 1!

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                    #10
                    Damn, I've been larping for 15 odd years
                    "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

                    Norrahe's blog

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