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    Google timings not in seconds

    Results 1 - 10 of about 514,000 for put a donk on it. (2.36e-15 epochs)

    Results 1 - 10 of about 1,200,000 for google epoch. (at 1.84 hertz)

    Results 1 - 10 of about 321,000 for wibble. (1.21 gigawatts)

    Results 1 - 2 of about 0 for slartyblartvast. (0.41 centons)

    Results 1 - 10 of about 63,300 for one eyed scottish idiot. (at warp 3.26)

    Results 1 - 10 of about 426,000 for snot gobbler. (0.62e+43 Planck times)

    Results 1 - 10 of about 105,000,000 for widget [definition]. (0.96 times the velocity of an unladen swallow)
    etc.

    Results 1 - 10 of about 119,000 for african or european swallow. (2.00 shakes of a lamb's tail)

    You know what you wanna do with that right, you wanna put a bangin' donk on it!
    Put a donk on it!

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    Results 1 - 10 of about 44,200 for lamb tail sheikhs. (23.00 skidoo)

    Results 1 - 10 of about 3,170,000 for skidoo. (60.77 jiffies)

    Results 1 - 10 of about 2,970,000 for jiffy [definition]. (0.70 microweeks)

    Results 1 - 10 of about 1,400 for microweeks. (0.03 femtogalactic years)
    You know what you wanna do with that right, you wanna put a bangin' donk on it!
    Put a donk on it!

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      #3
      Search for my name returns 32.04 jiffies
      Me, me, me...

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        #4
        We haven't met and I mean well but I fear that the cheese has slipped from your cracker.

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          #5
          Results 1 - 10 of about 47,100,000 for banana [definition]. (0.46e+43 Planck times)

          Results 1 - 10 of about 819,000 for rambutan. (1.25 times the velocity of an unladen swallow)

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            #6
            Results 1 - 10 of about 320,000 for wibble. (0.17 microfortnights)

            I'm going to start quoting my delivery estimates in that!

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              #7
              Very strange. Looks like they also got their April Fool's up:

              New! Break the language barrier between species with Google Animal Translate!

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                #8
                Not so daft if you read New Scientist.
                bloggoth

                If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by administrator View Post
                  Very strange. Looks like they also got their April Fool's up:

                  New! Break the language barrier between species with Google Animal Translate!
                  Pogle won't be happy:
                  Pro Tip: As a general rule the higher up in the food chain an animal is, the better a communicator it will be. So if you are after quick witted banter it’s best to select cats and dogs rather than rabbits, hamsters and guinea pigs.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                    Pogle won't be happy:
                    Pro Tip: As a general rule the higher up in the food chain an animal is, the better a communicator it will be. So if you are after quick witted banter it’s best to select cats and dogs rather than rabbits, hamsters and guinea pigs.

                    Excellent - I always knew vegetarians were talking blx.

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