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    Election to be called tomorrow

    Parliament to be dissolved.

    #2
    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    Parliament to be dissolved.
    So long as there's a full House, they lock the doors firmly and use a lot of really strong acid it should be worth watching.

    Do you think they will televise it or at least sell it on DVD?

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      #3
      Oh no . About 5 pm there will be a procession of shiny-suited hopefuls knocking on my door.
      Good job I'm going out tomorrow
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        #4
        Originally posted by Zippy View Post
        Oh no . About 5 pm there will be a procession of shiny-suited hopefuls knocking on my door.
        Good job I'm going out tomorrow
        I must remember to wire my doorbell to the mains, I wonder if B&Q sell the bits to make a 240v DC converter as AC just isn't good enough to really char a political activist.

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            #6
            Originally posted by TykeMerc View Post
            I must remember to wire my doorbell to the mains, I wonder if B&Q sell the bits to make a 240v DC converter as AC just isn't good enough to really char a political activist.
            I don't think B&Q do. Actually that's a good pood point as we've got one of those high amp batteries (supposed to be used to drive small household appliances) which we are not getting any use out of atm. Note to self - if a long campaign get the solar panel going to recharge it.

            Try Maplin though as I'm sure they have the necessary (and inexpensive) bits for your AC to DC needs.
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              #7
              Originally posted by Zippy View Post
              I don't think B&Q do. Actually that's a good pood point as we've got one of those high amp batteries (supposed to be used to drive small household appliances) which we are not getting any use out of atm. Note to self - if a long campaign get the solar panel going to recharge it.

              Try Maplin though as I'm sure they have the necessary (and inexpensive) bits for your AC to DC needs.
              Well there's a big RS Components and (assuming they're still there) Farnell HQ just 16 miles down the road in Leeds if I get stuck, four nice big diodes and a spot of soldering should do the trick, the mains input is right below the front door in the cellar too, so I won't even need much cable

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                #8
                Just tell anyone that comes to the door, "Oh yes I will be voting for you". Of course the milkman might be a bit confused.
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                  #9
                  Minimal cablng - bargain!
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                    Just tell anyone that comes to the door, "Oh yes I will be voting for you". Of course the milkman might be a bit confused.
                    The Jehovahs Witnesses tend to call around this time too. Do you think they'll be fielding any candidates? I'd really hate to confuse them.
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