Days worth of Online Training & Compliance

[MarillionFan]

Clientco manager has told me I must complete a dozen online training courses/compliance/Health & Safety etc exams that all perm staff will do.

Only here on a 3 monther. It's going to take all day!!

Dumb & Kerchinnnnnngggggg.

[d000hg]

Just keep ignoring it and maybe the 3 months will pass before you get caught.

[TykeMerc]

Clientco manager has told me I must complete a dozen online training courses/compliance/Health & Safety etc exams that all perm staff will do.

Only here on a 3 monther. It's going to take all day!!

Dumb & Kerchinnnnnngggggg.

I had to do a full day of induction, H&S training, customer data security training and business continuity awareness stuff at my last gig. I will be reasonably surprised if I don't end up doing the same on my next.

Dull and boring, but if the client is paying I don't really care.

[ctdctd]

Clientco manager has told me I must complete a dozen online training courses/compliance/Health & Safety etc exams that all perm staff will do.

Only here on a 3 monther. It's going to take all day!!

Dumb & Kerchinnnnnngggggg.

I did mine about 3 weeks from the end of a five monther - boring or what?
But yes - Ker....WHS

[MarillionFan]

Just done the health and safety one. It's got a scenario of a girl who trips over a cable while carrying coffee, it then asks what you should do and gives a multiple choice.

I've just complained that point and laugh was not an option.

[Peoplesoft bloke]

Just keep ignoring it and maybe the 3 months will pass before you get caught.

Whs - usually works for me. I also don't do anything beyond what it says on the signs @ airport security - some folk take their shoes off without being asked - more fool them.

[MarillionFan]

Whs - usually works for me. I also don't do anything beyond what it says on the signs @ airport security - some folk take their shoes off without being asked - more fool them.

I have been caught. Been in six weeks, thats the limit and my boss is sat next to me telling me to do them.

Oh well, coffee and CUK posting today.

[AngelOfTheNorth]

I did mine about 3 weeks from the end of a five monther - boring or what?
But yes - Ker....WHS

I love how we all boast how professional we are compared to permies and look down on them, but every argument always boils down to ..... I dont care what I do as long as I get paid

[Lester]

I've broken clientco's elf n safety online course - it won't recognise my .sh email domain as being valid

[MarillionFan]

I love how we all boast how professional we are compared to permies and look down on them, but every argument always boils down to ..... I dont care what I do as long as I get paid

Well I don't think that's true. We don't think were more professional!

Just more intelligent and richer.

hth