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    Cock up your project and a universe fails

    One phrase I always find intriguing is that "big bugs have little bugs etc."

    Maybe you are a god and your most mundane action determines the entire course of a universe for the "bugs" below you. Minor software error? To you maybe but to the next layer down, you just achieved total genicide on a nation. I hope you can live with yourself.

    PS I don't half think bollox when I've been at the Archers. I blame Mr P.
    bloggoth

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    I doubt if the human race was the result of a bug free application, more likely one of Bob's efforts.
    Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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      #3
      Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
      I doubt if the human race was the result of a bug free application, more likely one of Bob's efforts.
      Yeah, who'd put the entertainment complex next to the sewage works?
      Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
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        #4
        Having always worked on successful projects, I have nothing to add.
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #5
          Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
          Having always worked on successful projects, I have nothing to add.
          SY. I am assuming you are excluding your present contract from the above statement!?!
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #6
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            SY. I am assuming you are excluding your present contract from the above statement!?!
            My present project is a success if you consider the PMs objective HAS to be to fail all the ******* time. Therefore an unmitigated success.

            HTH
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #7
              Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
              My present project is a success if you consider the PMs objective HAS to be to fail all the ******* time. Therefore an unmitigated success.

              HTH
              Ah! Just change the success critieria to one of abject failure and you succeed.

              Very clever.
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #8
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                Ah! Just change the success critieria to one of abject failure and you succeed.

                Very clever.
                <seeks crayons>

                <draws big picture of project manager>

                Look MF, THIS IS A PROJECT MANAGER

                <draws picture of SY01>

                Look MF, THIS IS A PICTURE OF ME

                D I F F E R E N T

                PM is resonsible for the project. I am responsible for the requirements definition. According to the developers the requirements are clear. The code that gets delivered is constantly total arse.

                PM ...... SY01 <pause hoping vacant expression disappears from MF's face>

                Awwww fergerrit. I tried. You are just too stupid.

                It's not your fault.
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                  One phrase I always find intriguing is that "big bugs have little bugs etc."

                  Maybe you are a god and your most mundane action determines the entire course of a universe for the "bugs" below you. Minor software error? To you maybe but to the next layer down, you just achieved total genicide on a nation. I hope you can live with yourself.

                  PS I don't half think bollox when I've been at the Archers. I blame Mr P.
                  Isaac Asimov wrote a short story in which human civilization was merely an expermental culture monitored by a higher being. When highly intelligent humans began to guess the truth they were driven mad or to suicide by a kind of cosmic antibiotic.

                  Well, I thought it was a great story anyway.
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                    <seeks crayons>

                    <draws big picture of project manager>

                    Look MF, THIS IS A PROJECT MANAGER

                    <draws picture of SY01>

                    Look MF, THIS IS A PICTURE OF ME

                    D I F F E R E N T

                    PM is resonsible for the project. I am responsible for the requirements definition. According to the developers the requirements are clear. The code that gets delivered is constantly total arse.

                    PM ...... SY01 <pause hoping vacant expression disappears from MF's face>

                    Awwww fergerrit. I tried. You are just too stupid.

                    It's not your fault.
                    You've never been good with playing with fire have you.
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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