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    Pooch has impailed herself on a stick. Running with it in her mouth, and caught one end on the ground and ran onto it. Ouch.

    She is now sitting in her basket, shaking. Called the vets.

    Out of hours vet. Initial consultation £109 + VAT
    Treatment on top.

    Dirty robbing b*stards.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

    #2
    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Pooch has impailed herself on a stick. Running with it in her mouth, and caught one end on the ground and ran onto it. Ouch.

    She is now sitting in her basket, shaking. Called the vets.

    Out of hours vet. Initial consultation £109 + VAT
    Treatment on top.

    Dirty robbing b*stards.
    Would you do a job that involves sticking your finger up rottweilers' anuses?

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      #3
      Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
      Would you do a job that involves sticking your finger up rottweilers' anuses?
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #4
        Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
        Pooch has impailed herself on a stick. Running with it in her mouth, and caught one end on the ground and ran onto it. Ouch.

        She is now sitting in her basket, shaking. Called the vets.

        Out of hours vet. Initial consultation £109 + VAT
        Treatment on top.

        Dirty robbing b*stards.
        I found it quicker and cheaper to build myself an X-Ray machine and take and process the pictures than get a vet to do it out of hours. Linkage
        Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
        threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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          #5
          Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
          Would you do a job that involves sticking your finger up rottweilers' anuses?
          Depends how much they're paying!
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #6
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            Depends how much they're paying!
            It's so easy being a contractor, but, hey, don't let everyone in on the secret.
            Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
            threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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              #7
              You are getting a degree trained animal doctor to come out on a Saturday evening at short notice.

              You know what the alternatives are, you choose.

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                #8
                Originally posted by minestrone View Post
                You are getting a degree trained animal doctor to come out on a Saturday evening at short notice.

                You know what the alternatives are, you choose.
                Minestrone it was only a hole in the mouth. I think your suggestion is a little crass!

                Spade or weighted sack?
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Lightship
                  For suity?
                  It would be the humane thing to do.

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                    #10
                    scumbags
                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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