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katym609
30th August 2002, 14:33
Whilst not in contract I've come up with a few websites which I hope soon to have advertising on... if any take off to bring in a few pennies.

If you want to take a look goto
www.n-wise.com/info.html (http://www.n-wise.com/info.html) ... the 3 banners at the bottom are the ones....
...phonesquare may not work yet... but www.phonesquare.shopmobiles.com (http://www.phonesquare.shopmobiles.com) should... it's a white label site
... www.roadz.co.uk (http://www.roadz.co.uk) was written from scratch by me and is completley unfinished.
... www.geeksercise.com (http://www.geeksercise.com) ... the forums are ready to use! (and the site blatantly only took me 10mins to set up :p )

Sorry if this post is against the rules! ...pls remove if it is!

Andy.

milanbeness
30th August 2002, 23:30
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PerlOfWisdom
2nd September 2002, 16:38
Man:
You sit here, dear.

Wife:
All right.

Man:
Morning!

Waitress:
Morning!

Man:
Well, what've you got?

Waitress:
Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;

Vikings:
Spam spam spam spam...

Waitress:
...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...

Vikings:
Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!

Waitress:
...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.

Wife:
Have you got anything without spam?

Waitress:
Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.

Wife:
I don't want ANY spam!

Man:
Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?

Wife:
THAT'S got spam in it!

Man:
Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?

Vikings:
Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)

Wife:
Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?

Waitress:
Urgghh!

Wife:
What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!

Vikings:
Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

Waitress:
Shut up!

Vikings:
Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

Waitress:
Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.

Wife:
I don't like spam!

Man:
Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!

Vikings:
Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

Waitress:
Shut up!! Baked beans are off.

Man:
Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?

Waitress:
You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)

Vikings:
(Singing elaborately...) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a- a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!